drunk driver of a space bus

toolmutual:
queer eye is just “damn bitch, you live like this?” the show
i want them to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall

philosophy-and-coffee:

fuzipenguin:
whothebuckisfucky:
me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:
Originally posted by yourreactiongifs
I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.
I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

gaymilesedgeworth:
gaymilesedgeworth:
gaymilesedgeworth:
i love stock photos so much
i googled “protest stock photo” because i was curious to see how they would handle the subject matter while maintaining the inoffensive, generic marketability of most stock images and i don’t know what i expected but uh
group chat after you post something cursed

frankie1205:
“ the-x-button:
“ suppermariobroth:
“Face textures for Princess Peach and Princess Daisy from Mario Kart: Double Dash. Due to needing to fit into one of several standard texture resolutions, the eyes and the lips are at different levels...

the-x-button:
suppermariobroth:
Face textures for Princess Peach and Princess Daisy from Mario Kart: Double Dash. Due to needing to fit into one of several standard texture resolutions, the eyes and the lips are at different levels of magnification.
pop team epic
this image hurts me

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

celebrity pairs and dynamic duos i never knew i needed. Daisy Ridley & Domhnall Gleeson, Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal, Leonardo DiCaprio & Tom Hardy, Hugh Jackman & Taron Egerton, Harrison Ford & Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone & Jennifer Lawrence.

# icons